A buddy of mine updated his Facebook saying he had broken his hand. Ouch, there goes his sex life.
Manual zing!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Divorce. ROFL!
You know why divorce costs so much?
Because it's worth it!
Oh snap, who gets to keep the zings?
Because it's worth it!
Oh snap, who gets to keep the zings?
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Alimony? How about just some of my money!
So I was on the phone with my pops yesterday and asked him much it costs to get married.
He said, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Still zinging after all these years.
He said, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Still zinging after all these years.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
LA Confidential
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Zings caught on tape!
Lord of the Zings caught some zings in action at a party in Portland, OR. Please note that these people are professional zingers. Lord of the Zings recommends consulting your physician before trying these zings at home.
Exhibit 1: The Shapoopie Zing
Exhibit 2: The Reverse Moonwalk Zing
Saturday, May 9, 2009
New York Times Best Seller*
I recently had a book published called "Me, Me, Me: Memoirs of a Mangy Lover."
It's about me.
Self inflicted zing!
*Not a New York Times Best Seller
It's about me.
Self inflicted zing!
*Not a New York Times Best Seller
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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